My sunburnt skin has finally healed; the aftermath is very ap-peel-ing
I woke up this morning from a dream where I dated Taylor Swift. I felt happy, free, lonely, and confused at the same time…
After dealing with calculus for a couple of years, simple algebra such as 2n+2n is 4n to me…
Wow! What a week it has been! Boiler Gold Rush 2013 has been the best experience that I have ever had in my college career. Back in December, I remember walking into a room with a bunch of leaders that I have never met or perhaps even seen on campus before. Nine months and several...
I always check my pockets for loose change before throwing them in the washer; I don’t want to be charged with money laundering…
If I ever own a truck dealership in the future, the first things I’ll work on are my pickup lines.
Why is it always hard to find parking at the Fashion Mall? Is it because I’m fashionably late?
If firefighters put on a fireworks display in a light drizzle, does that mean they’re setting fire to the rain?