I thought I was good at debugging… until I found out that I’m covered in mosquito bites…
I thought I was good at debugging… until I found out that I’m covered in mosquito bites…
Now that summer is here, I’ll let you all in on a little secret about how I burn my calories. I cook my food in the microwave until it turns black!
Phase portraits? Is that where I take a self-pic of myself when I’m going through a phase (such as duck face) or….
I think all trees and plants “soiled” themselves when they heard that we’re supposed to get more snow in the next 48 hours…
When friends complain to me about how cold it is outside, I just tell them to stand at a corner. Corners are 90 degrees.
Friend: “When do relationships ever work out…?”
Me: “When a couple goes to the gym together.”