My socks always find a way to get separated… You would think they would be “stocking” each other…
My socks always find a way to get separated… You would think they would be “stocking” each other…
On a day with weather like this, I want to thank the elevators for lifting me up when I’m down
“Programmers should really take Halloween off since Oct 31 = Dec 25…”
The knife company that’s only promoting their product for those over 21 only instead of 18 isn’t very sharp…
My clothes refused to get dry from the clothes dryer, and for that they should be hanged.
I thought I understood Linear Algebra… I guess not…
When people make positive remarks about my corny jokes, my first response is typically “Aww shucks!” (as in you shuck corn? Oh never mind…)
With the Express Rocks Tour on Engineering Mall, I guess you could say that campus sidewalks are now considered…. “Expressways”?
I thought linear algebra was supposed to be “straight-forward”… I have never been so wrong…