My bowling instructor once said, “Don’t forget that a bowling event, ‘Singles Mingle’, is coming up, where you have the chance to meet your future ex!”
My bowling instructor once said, “Don’t forget that a bowling event, ‘Singles Mingle’, is coming up, where you have the chance to meet your future ex!”
In about two hours, I’ll be taking a lab practical that will test my knowledge about fungus… I guess they don’t realize I’m a fungi, myself.
Apple has security guards in their store to prevent theft of the iPhone 6 or 6 Plus. But does Samsung contract Guardians of the Galaxy?
Got caught in the rain in my Sounders jersey… I guess you could say that it’s now “Dampsey“!
I was telling my friend at the football game that one of my items on the senior year bucket list was to be on TV during a Purdue Sports event. Two minutes later, someone texts me saying I was on ESPNEWS!
My brain has too many tabs open; I can’t even figure out which one is playing that song that’s stuck in my head
Shark Week’s popularity somehow Krakens me up.
I don’t understand why the Fifty Shades of Grey movie is trending… every movie prior to 1940 had fifty shades of grey…