Signature. Event. TONIGHT!!!! Better practice my handwriting.
When my dad complains that iCloud isn’t syncing up files to the TV. Good thing we have OneDrive on our side.
20th Century Fox / The Simpsons
Despite the tough loss yesterday, there’s a huge chance that Tim Howard is throwing a block party.
To determine the best bakery in town, look for the one with the longest line. That would be the breadwinner that doesn’t loaf around.
Now that I’ve learned how to make sushi, I guess you could say my culinary skills are “on a roll”…!
When police are performing sobriety tests, do they start with a “breath first search”? (It’s a data structures pun)
I’ve always wanted to take salsa dancing lessons, but I’m worried that I would have to “ketchup” to everyone else’s talents.